Services
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Comedy Performances
Book Bilal to perform at your club, pub, festival, corporate event or even a wedding. He's gigged everywhere and can handle any situation (even once on top of a smash burger van to 300+ people).
Hosting your event?
Looking for the perfect MC? Bilal can host your event with quick wit, crowd control, and energy that keeps audiences hooked. He can also put together a full comedy night at your venue, through his vast network of established TV Pro's or some of the greatest new acts on the market.
​Joke Writing & Creative Collaboration
Whether its a best mans speech, a brutal birthday roasting of your mother-in-law, Bilal can turn your ideas into punchlines. From clever one-liners to full sets of custom jokes, he’ll tailor the comedy to suit exactly what you need.
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About Bilal Rashid
Brown Humour?
Bilal Rashid is a multi-award winning UK comedian known for his one-liners, edgy humor, and charming personality.
Bilal has performed at leading comedy clubs across the UK, winning nearly every major Gong show along the way — including Peter Vincent’s Beat the Gong and reaching the finals of Beat the Frog at Manchester’s legendary Frog & Bucket.
In 2025, he made his sold-out Edinburgh Fringe debut with Bilal Rashid: The Pro’s and Con’s of Joining ISIS
The Stand - "Bilal's confidence was relentless, he delivered his material with grace and sharp punchlines, Bit crass but we loved it".
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Chortle - "He’s a strong and efficient joke writer, encapsulating amusing ideas in pithy".
Ellanah Parkhurst - "If I don't see this man on the big screen soon I will riot! Absolutely hilarious show. Best comedy I've seen at the fringe so far!"
Contact Bilal
Get in touch with Bilal Rashid for bookings, collaborations, or just to say hello! Fill out the form below.
For more
For other enquiries email bilaldoesnotcare@gmail.com